(peeks around corner) Is It Safe Yet?

Todays mood: Blah!

This morning could have started off a lot better. I'm sure there are better ways to start the day than getting into an argument with your Baby Daddy over the phone. Didn't help that he hung up on me, which anyone who knows me, knows is my BIGGEST pet peeve. The quickest way to piss me off when we are on the phone is to hang up on me. (And Dave is notorious for hanging up on people!)

Well, I did it. I managed to get the ENTIRE house SPOTLESS! (It'll last for about....hmmm, maybe a few more hours. I'm giving at most, two hours. Dave gets off work in an hour, gets home in 2, so yeah, 2 hours is about right. (rolls eyes) The Sensible Woman who lives in my head told me today "You show me a woman with 4 kids who keeps her house spotless all the time, and I'll show you a woman who's sold her soul to the devil". So I don't feel too bad about my house not ALWAYS being spotless. I mean, it's not like we are living in our own filth or something. Just because there tends to be blankets and pillows all over the place doesn't mean anything other than we are a family who really, REALLY likes to be comfortable.

I should probably explain the woman who lives in my head. There are actually two women who live in my head. (No, I'm not crazy, no, I don't have MPD) There are two sides to my personality, the one being the needy, insecure, "why don't you like me?" part of me...She's the Irrational Chick. Then there's the part of me that is normal, under control, and rational. She's the Sensible Woman.
While in therapy one day, I realized that there are two parts of myself that are constantly butting heads. Somewhere along the way of me attempting to form myself into the "Uber Chick" as I like to call it, my personalities managed to split, andnow they reside in my head as two seperate women. I like to picture the Irrational Chick as being a small woman, curled up on a couch, always on the verge of crying. The Sensible Woman is standing in the middle of the room, arms crossed, constantly rolling her eyes at IC, and telling her to "get real". I picture SW in a business suit, skirt-not pants. I don't know why, but I do. IC is more in her pajamas. (This would make a GREAT two woman play!!)
Now to explain "Uber-Chick". UC is my perception of the ultimate woman that ALL men want. Not just one demographic of the species, but ALL of them. This "Uber-Chick" has many, many interests and hobbies, everything from sports (of which she can quote stats with the best of them), to playing computer games and video games. She doesn't mind staying in and chilling at home, yet at the same time she's always up for going out. She's good in groups of people, or one on one. She's the chameleon of the female species, able to switch her tastes to suit the current target of her desire. If the guy she's currently interested in is all country, she goes with the jeans and white t-shirt look and pulls out the Rascal Flatts and Shania Twain CD's. If the guy is a stoner, it's time to pull out the funny t-shirts and comfortable pants, and the Bob Marley and Presidents Of The United States CD's. If the guy is one of those "Pretty Boys", a little studying goes into him. Most of the time, the music is Hip-Hop or Pop, sometimes it's Techno though, so be careful with them. The look is ALWAYS pampered with the most fashionable appearance. You need to be groomed at all time with this guy.
The BIGGEST key to being an "Uber-Chick" is to be a girl, but at the same time be one of the guys. You never flip out or get emotional. You have to be able to get inside a guys mind, which, by the way is AMAZINGLY easy to navigate. You have to be understanding that guys need porn, and no matter how amazing of a sex life you have with one, he's going to masturbate pretty much everyday. You might not catch him, or ever really figure out when, but he does. He might be the best hiding his mags or movies, but trust me, they are there. Guys are always going to look at other chicks, and you have to be know and be secure enough to know that it doesn't mean he thinks your fat, or ugly, or anything else like that. It's just that he's a guy. If you can hang out with him and his friends, and always be cool if they want to hang out without you and know that it doesn't mean that he thinks your too clingy, then you've got it made. These are the rules I put forth for myself in being an "Uber-Chick". Of course, only one guy ever caught on to it....he was the one who coined the term "Chameleon". Of course, he was also the guy that I found out later on was a private investigator, had seen me in the bar one night, decided he really liked me ( without me being aware at that point), and then set out to learn as much as he could about me. That relationship soured VERY quickly when I caught him in my house when he thought I wasn't home. That's the thing about being an UC, most of the time, you find out real quick that the guy you like is really really,....ummm, psycho? I think that's the word... But, you do manage to pick up quite a good number of male friends along the way. (most of whom probably just want to sleep with you, but that's okay, it's all the more power you weild if you do it right!) ;)
So, now that I've given away some of my secrets, I think that's enough of a post for today. I might be back on later, but I doubt it. I plan on getting sucked into EQ after dinner. I have a level 27 Shadow Knight that I have to get to 30 real soon. Wish me luck!

Until next time, =-P