Wow! I got more comments on my "Uber Chick" blog than any other time at all. I would like to clear one thing up though, just to be clear, never take anything I say here to heart. Most of the time, what I write is just randomness and meaningless dribble that I have to get out of my head, otherwise it will swirl around with all the other crap floating in there, and eventually turn into some murky, eeewwwy, slimy mess that I will wind up having to clean out of the drains with a disgusted look and a LOT of brain-O. And I don't know if you've been to the market lately, but the price on Brain-O has gotten quite high.
Hehehe, I'm quite impressed with the response though. I like to hear what everyone has to say on this UC theory of mine. I forgot to mention in the "manual" that sex is not a major factor. What I was trying to get across is that first and foremost, being the guys friend, and genuinly showing interest in what excites him if the key. If a guy feels that he can turn to you with his problems, and that you will actually listen and understand what he is trying to convey without judgement, and if he feels that he can get excited about whatever "stupid" thing he is into without the typical "oh my god, why don't you grow up?" attitude, you are going to earn a lot of respect, and hopefully, a meaningful relationship. Take the whole Mars, Venus guidlines, and reverse it, flip it, and tailor it to men, not women. There ya go. (Not that I've ever read the whole Mars, Venus crap....I have just heard enough of it through my years on this planet to basically piece it all together. Think Grandpa Simpson, and his version of history pieced together from sugar packets!)
Well, here's a completely off the wall subject matter that will make you forget everything I just said. For those of you in the "Lower 48", as we Alaskans call it, that don't ever hear any news out of Alaska other than ANWR crap, here's a local story of immense humor and interest. A little disturbing, mainly painful for men, but made me laugh so damn hard I literally fell out of my chair! (Honestly, I did fall out of my chair laughing so hard!)
http://www.ktuu.com/CMS/templates/master.asp?articleid=11804&zoneid=4
http://www.adn.com/news/alaska/story/6199773p-6070768c.html
The second article goes more in depth, and is the article that made me laugh so damn hard. I know, it's probably evil for me to find it so hilarious, but just know that I'm not finding it funny because of what happened to the guy, but rather that something like this happened here in Alaska. And the way the reporters portray the whole thing, it's just hilarious to me! Enjoy!
Well, it's time for bed. It's exactly midnight now, and I have to get up with the kids in the morning.
Until later, don't take life so seriously!! If you can't laugh, what's the point??
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What about uberguy? Or uberpeople in general? I think that the basis to any relationship is that you show interest in that person.
OMG, I love it!! Not only did the psycho sever his penis she FLUSHED it. OMG - what is this world coming to. I have to admit, the flushing part does put a bit of class on the Lorena Bobbitt. Lesson learned, maybe if she wanted to make it permanent she shoulda chopped it up before flushing. EW! At least she was in sound mind enough to drive him to the hospital and then get back home to clean.
The things love convinces some to do....
If you really want conversation you should post what little man did!!
K
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